Don't take it at a 180° angle - It makes the food look like pancake.
The plate is not important - The food is.
The table is not important - The food is.
The person eating it is NOT important - The FOOD is.
An empty plate is pointless.
And a photo of chewed food in someone else's mouth, disgusting!
Yuk.
This couldn't describe how much more cynical I'm feeling rite now... Hahahah... Tks, not-the-stalker-Michael, for the link, & keeping me company til dawn. Heehee...
by Dilly-Dally Kaur
In the recent call to Malaysians by the DPM to change their lifestyle, state-lite TV station AhTM responded by creating a new reality TV show aptly called, Malaysian Idle.
With a number of rounds inspired by the other reality shows such as the Malaysian book of Annal's Amazing Lace & Maestro's Fantasy Academy, the series will challenge teams of three participants to lepak and idle their lifestyle away without spending any or the least amount of money.
"For example in one round, participant Ah Long will try to earn money by doing nothing, but he can send his teammate Raja off to collect his debts. While another teammate, Ahmad, can just lepak and watch," explains program director, Sissy Teh Vee.
This mind-boggling new reality series calls Malaysians of all ages to compete idly for the RM4.4billion cash target. Apparently, the team who can collect the targeted amount of money without doing anything, will also find their names in the Malaysian book of Annal's.
Of course, those without professional training will be put through the preliminary loafing rounds where Master Loa Fer will enlighten participants with ancient lepaking techniques.
When asked the transmission date of this new unstimulating series, an AhTM spokesperson denied to refer to a calendar. "We'll decide to air it, when it airs lah."
(an original midnitelily.com satire)
My neurotic family is a polygamous one. With 5 wives and a husband, who doesn't foresee endless arguments and childish banter? It's a mentally masturbating kind of relationship. One I can't help but indulge in, especially to experience those intellectally orgasmic periods.
In every family, there's always a favourite. Mine's Why. She's a darling of curious affection. Pondering every breadth and meaning to life. Sometimes she's rational, sometimes she's annoying. But when you've satiated her inquisitiveness, she rewards you whole heartedly. She's prudent in times of trouble and helps you gain patience. And when she knows you don't need her, she will just stand aside to watch. Just the balance you need in life.
What is also another curious sweetheart. But more of the meddling wife. Like a gossip queen, needing information to everything, if not her nerves won't be settled without answers... it takes alot more patience to tolerate What. Her persistence can be needless and irritating. But without her, how can the rest of the family survive?
Who, Where & When are the family triplets. Like the gaggle of girls you've seen hovering each other, they'll kaypoh their way into any incident. They will provide all the details you need, and don't need even. They'll support What and Why in their endeavours, but sometimes their presence will be secondary. They're a complementary relationship with each other.
But all the more do they need the sole husband, How, to survive. It's a traditional kind of relationship, honestly. Without How, the five wives will banter and talk their way through things, but How will help get things done. He'll set things into perspective, through systematic and less emotional explainations. Sometimes he'll even prove you don't need too many questions. He's the whoring partner to each wife or the triplets. But I guess he wouldn't mind, since he's gotten himself into this tangle of five wives.
The 5W, 1H family are a fun bunch to hang out with. Just don't let them drive you crazy, as they often can.
Err... almost. A trip to the loo for a pee break just gave me the strangest idea for a post. (Excuse me, but I'm just trying to readjust my vampire hours to peon work hours, so be forewarned.) It's quite as strange as a guy friend's pee shiver theory. But I'll save that for another weird moody day. =P