midnite lily's: Unresponded

These are responses to my "friends ad" which I think twice about replying to.

Hi, With all these crap posts I've got no idea if yours is for real or not :-) What are you doing in Sydney? Where are you from?
Cheers
M

Doesn't sound sincere to me. It definitely puts me off from replying. How can you measure my ad with ads by girls posting blow job offers? I bet he (she?) thinks those are real.

Hi, I am (name withheld) from India; Male, Age - 24 with a good physique .Its been 4 months in aus and looking for some good friends to hang and rome around...
My interest : night walk, going 2 beaches, dine & dance, traveling , night clubs, partying out and coffee ,movies...May be u r the one , I am waiting for ...Pls buzz me if u interested. -(name withheld)

Excuse me? I posted this up in the "Friends only" section. "May be u r the one"? *chokes*

hey im 26 y old can i see ur pic

Sorry dude, no sharing of photos. Why do you want to see what I look like before deciding to be "friends"?

Hey there, 29yo male from Sydney, brown hair, hazel eyes, athletic/slight build. Adventurous, decent and looking for same (decent, adventurous, intelligent, fun female) to have some no-strings fun. I am game to try most things once... twice if you dare. Interested?

"No-strings fun" has sexual innuendos, obviously.

hey, sounds nice . this is a male 30 yrs overseas student in sydney been live for the last 2 years, so got used enough to sydney and some places around. love to meet you and try be friends.
love

Uh-huh... Rrright...

hello, do you like to have drinks???
im (name withheld) 34 male sydney.
interested then please email me

Strangely enough, these are all guy's replies to my ad. Just goes to show that guys and girls can't be friends (ala When Harry Met Sally debate). At least, not in the case of this ad.