Proudly Pretentious
Pretentious Asian food is just so wrong. Our food is mostly pheasant peasant or street food. Not gourmet. Then again, I'm sure the Italians and Japanese feel the same way about the Westerners "Caucasianizing" their dishes. I find that people here think its "trendy" to be able to cook or have Asian food. It's so, what's the word? Exotic, isn't it? Same as having an Asian girl wrapped around your arm. Blah.
I can't believe how some people can rave about Asian food at a snazzy restaurant, when it tastes nowhere near the real thing. Especially when you have an Asian guest among yourselves. What cracks me up is how satay sauce is used like ketchup here. Tsk. They dip everything in it! And mind you, it tastes more like peanut butter sauce.
Have you ever been insulted by an Italian who'd refuse to eat your pasta because you're not Italian? I have. Then barely a week later, she makes a feeble attempt at making a Thai curry dish and serves it to us for dinner. What do I do? Being Asian, politely accept and eat of course. It's rude to turn down your host or insult them in our culture. Even though it tastes too much of coconut milk and no curry. Anyone could've gotten diarrhoea from the overdose. Maybe I should learn to do as the Romans do and be brash with my comments. Insult when it fucking needs be! After all, everyone here seems thick-skinned enough!
Sorry, just ranting depressingly. No, why the fuck should I feel sorry?!!
*sigh* I need to go home...

28-yr old nocturnal over@nal geekette Malaysian.
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chill babes.
hahah satay sauce - here it is sold like how we sell fish/prawn/chicken with black bean sauce.I actually find it oh so funny - they think they are being so hip eating 'exotic' food,but its actually peanut butter melted:).
as for boomerang-ing them insults - trust me,give it a couple more months of disrespectful ignorant comments, and you will start biting back.
sourrain | March 10, 2007 1:12 AM
My friends try and do the same thing. One thing I learnt being with them is, they do accept criticism. Doing what the Romans do means in this case, they would listen to what you have to say because you're Asian and they are not. Don't be quietly polite on their account.
I've learnt to just tell them what I think politely. Surprisingly enough...they picked it up and the next time we get invited over, hell yeah those were good meals.
Edrei | March 10, 2007 1:44 AM
our food is mostly pheasant..??
you grew up on game birds ah??
italian who wont eat your pasta because you're not an italian? you should've make him/her an offer he/she cant refuse....
been binging on sopranos episode...
ront | March 10, 2007 3:38 AM
I know how that feels...or worse, you cook up a storm in the kitchen and after dinner, when you clear the plates, you find leftovers because it isn't what they are used to eating despite it being authentic. Talk about being slapped in the face.
Mei | March 10, 2007 1:28 PM
sourrain: heheh... start counting down, see how long b4 i get thick skinned...
edrei: that is proly the best thing to do. no harm adapting that way either. it's just hard when i'm generally verbally unassertive by nature (i prefer to write). i think into things too much before i speak - and by the time i know what to say, its too late. i also just haven't been able to adjust as quickly as i thought i could.
ront:bleh. sp error. peasant. what offer lah? care to teach me, Don Ron? heheh...
mei: things i can't learn not to take personally. *hums*
midnite lily | March 10, 2007 6:17 PM
Hee hee! The Japanese havea habit of Japanesing food.
If you head down to the Corner of Druitt and Sussex, there is a Japanese Restaurant there which does Italian food at night [and Japanese during the day]... it's up on the balcony area whcih is accessible from Druitt St. [Same side that Town Hall is on. Otherside is a hotel. If you get to the traffic lights you've missed it].
Anyway, the Italian food there taste nothing like Italian. It's very Japanese. [Some of my Japanese friends used to work there. I was tempted to drop by when I was in Sydney, but didn't]. But, my friend Sauri explained to me that it is what Italian food taste like in Japan. :-)
Anyway, the best Vegetarian Lasagne I've had is the one in Centrepoint at the Italian Take Away there. [Not sure it's name. It's next to the Mexican take away]. But, the cook there is Chinese.
So, Asians can cook Italian food, and all cultures have a habit of changing food to meet their own palates [such as the Japanese restuarant that cooks Italian food at night]. ;-)
Dabido (Teflon) | March 10, 2007 8:02 PM