Stalked & annoyed
Random annoying conversation of the day. (Name changed to protect the dumb, translation in italics.)
sn : are u working right now?
midnite.lily : yes
sn : oic... u have a very cute face..
midnite.lily : tQ
sn : u from malaysia ?
midnite.lily : thought u said u read my blog.
sn : i just see ur cheque
sn : on affiliate
midnite.lily : my cheque?
sn : yup..
sn : so i see ur face there..
midnite.lily : right. so pretty face then only msg lah.
sn : tak la... (no lah)
sn : not like that la..
sn : i see ur cheque..
midnite.lily : $-)
sn : then it quite interested for me to know u..
midnite.lily : what do u want to know?
sn : because i don't find a girl
sn : that know much
midnite.lily : huh?
sn : about this affiliate...
sn : yes.. really..
sn : cannot find one lah
sn : susah nak cari girl macam u... (difficult to find a girl like you)
midnite.lily : huh?
midnite.lily : so you want to know how i get the affliate program? or wa?
sn : i mean,
sn : how u know and successfully get the cheque
sn : it's really make me impressed about u..
midnite.lily : bcos i have an account with my host provider. exabytes.
midnite.lily : what's so hard about that?
midnite.lily : m sorry, but this is annoying me
sn : ok sorry, i just ask..
midnite.lily : doesnt sound like ure asking
midnite.lily : it just sounds like u buaya-ing.(being a player)
I have no idea if this guy understands the English he's attempting to speak, or am I from another planet? But what did he ask? And I don't even know what annoys me more, that he asked if I was Malaysian or that his fonts were in bold pink!!
Suddenly I don't really give a fuck if my blog seems snotty or "too deep" (to quote muteaudio) for the average Malaysian reader. Why the hell am I suddenly attracting idiots?! *sigh* Even the SMS stalker won't stop. I got another message yesterday.
hi..had a dream of you..again..
Arrrrgh... FUCK OFF!!!

28-yr old nocturnal over@nal geekette Malaysian.
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Comments
...sad
ck | September 27, 2006 6:07 AM
How did he get your number in the first place? :S
Mei | September 27, 2006 8:54 AM
y'know that's a good question. Sounds like angst to me. Figure it to be a teenager madly in love with money and looks.
Required | September 27, 2006 11:17 AM
the clown shouldn't be using the language if he doesn't understand it.
sad to say, that seems to be very common these days. products of a system that neglects english.
Vagus_n | September 27, 2006 12:03 PM
Hahaha....what a funny conversation. Sadly he is an idiot and a desperate guy. Somehow I can't stop laughing here....hahaha. Sorry yea. :P
saintvamp | September 27, 2006 11:49 PM
ck: me or him? =P
mei: I dont know =( might even be one of those random things. *sigh*
required: teen-angst. or never grew up.
vagus: vat to do...
sanintvamp: glad to entertain! ^_~
midnite lily | September 28, 2006 12:07 AM
C! I told u oredi. I suspect he's a foreigner disguising as M'sian. U r 'too deep' for average M'sian to comprehend. Pass that fella's number to Agent 016.
muteaudio | September 28, 2006 12:45 AM
=P maybe i am not average msian either hur? i write wrong thing.
midnite lily | September 28, 2006 1:11 AM
Bold pink ???? Aiyo!
BawangMerah | September 28, 2006 7:29 AM
hehe... yeah.
midnite lily | September 28, 2006 1:53 PM
well...that guy memang sad kes la. Even if he sedang buaya, its a really weird way to buaya. Sounds like a really desperate guy.
And....its also sad that ur the "main targeT" for weird people...
So...i think both also sad..
ck | September 29, 2006 9:46 PM
AIKS...very sorry. Stupid pc prob. Sooo many comments posted by accident.
ck | September 29, 2006 10:02 PM
hahah.. ck, looks like ure the one stalking n spamming me now =P dont worry abt it.. there's something wrong with my server i think, have to keep refreshing to check if comments are up =(
midnite lily | September 30, 2006 2:55 AM
me stalker? Hahaha. I only pretend to be a stalker sometimes...towards ppl whom i know...just to c their reactions and then reveal myself and laugh at them. Cruel aten't i? I've never been stalked b4...
maybe its because i dont have a "very cute face" hahaha
ck | September 30, 2006 6:49 PM